dick weed

A type of weed that is smoked through smoking penises.

"Dude, I want to smoke some dick weed."

by Dalhusky April 14, 2008

Dick weed

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

by Gekume September 20, 2018

Dick Weed

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.

by Ian De La Rosa June 18, 2013

Dick Weed

a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool

this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed

by fcm09 August 01, 2009

Dick-weed

When the hair turns green and falls off, this is very rare. The weed is very expensive and valuble.

Bob: Where do you get dick-weed?
Tim: The Pope..

by MaryMustashfa September 22, 2009

Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 09, 2019

Dick Weed

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

by Adam Betz May 12, 2010