dick weed

1.male pubic hair
2. As a person's name

That girl has a dick weed in her tooth, Dick Weed!

dick weed by jay wood December 28, 2005

dick weed

A weed that grows only in the lawns of dicks. This weed often looks much like a dick, and often by far outgrows the dick of the dick who owns the lawn.

Jim has been a dick lately, Jim's lawn is growing a dick weed.

dick weed by YubYub October 27, 2006

dick weed

When a person smokes too mcuh weed and he grows weed on their pubes, if the conditions are right you will get dick chronic.

That guy is such a pot head that he grew dick weed.

dick weed by meaty, matthew January 24, 2008

dick weed

A type of weed that is smoked through smoking penises.

"Dude, I want to smoke some dick weed."

dick weed by Dalhusky April 14, 2008

Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

Dick Weed by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

Dick Weed

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

Dick Weed by Adam Betz May 12, 2010

Dick Weed

infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin

"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"

Dick Weed by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 2, 2011