What I have in my pants
my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"
by joeyc18 January 26, 2017
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A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.
A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.
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