dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007

Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013

Dick Face

A rude person .

Person 1: "hey, can i have a hug?"
Clay: "no!"
Person 1: "DICK FACE!" =(

by Yo Momman! January 22, 2009

Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

by alkapone November 3, 2009

Dick Face

A Dick Face is somebody you meet thats chill but when you really meet them they are a big back of squidgy dicks.

Fuck off you two faced Dick face!

by 1237373_user January 2, 2017

Dick Face

When you look like you don´t understand or when you are in schok.

-There is only two people in the world who can do the real dick face. The swedish politician Maud olofsson and Lina vilsson.

You make a statement that schoks or offence the other person. The person makes *dick face* and then you say "haha, dick face"

- Look a cat!
- *dick face*
-haha dick face!

by fagersta February 9, 2010