Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010

chopped dick kink

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick

Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)

by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Dickchomper

A derogatory term towards someone suggesting they chomp on dicks.

He's such a dickchomper!

by FG10sAdventure April 10, 2012

dickhopper

1. one who gives blowjobs to many different guys simultaneously.
2. a slut or whore.
commonly used as an insult.

"man carla gave head to both johnny and sam last night.what a dickhopper!"

or

"that girl is a total dickhopper,she cheated on her boyfriend with two different guys!"

or

"damn,that chick is always talking shit,shes such a dickhopper!"

by evangeline evol May 4, 2007

dickhopper

a gay male who enjoys taking in the ass so much, he gets his shit pushed in several times a day.

"Jimmy used to be cool, now hes a goddamn dickhopper."
"Whatever Georgie Porgie, Jimmy could dickhop with me any time he wants to."

by xxxplosive December 7, 2003

Dickhopper

an urban way to say that a person is immensely mimicking another.

tyrone: that nigga zo is tryin to be just like boo boo
larry: yeah i know, he a dickhopper

by Candy The QUEEN October 5, 2007