dustin diamond

Former child actor turned gay icon, also plays the bass in an equaly homoerotic band. Big fan of tossing salad, felching, glass bottom boat and Russian trombone.

That Dustin Diamond, I sure would love to suck his chode and lick out my cum from his asshole.

by AC Slater June 29, 2004

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Dusty Diamond

An single, older woman who has a lot of money.

Sorry to hear you two broke up! You should come where I live, there are plenty of dusty diamonds to choose from!

by neoikon37 February 23, 2007

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A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.

"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."

by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008

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