someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.
white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?
by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021
Get the self-diagnosedmug. When a 14-year-old on tik -ok finds a trend about faking real mental disorders. This is their excuse for not seeing a doctor.
Jane Doe: I'm self-diagnosed with (mental disorder here)
John Doe: Get out of here you Oxegen wasting sewer rat
John Doe: Get out of here you Oxegen wasting sewer rat
by I get no sleep like bruh April 1, 2022
Get the Self-Diagnosemug. A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
Get the Self Diagnosed ADHDmug. some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "
you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "
you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*
by memebiggay May 7, 2018
Get the I diagnose you with deadmug. I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants
by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021
Get the Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.mug. Y'all already know what those two mean
If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
Get the Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligmamug. Armchair diagnoses is telling/diagnosing someone they have a mental disorder of some sort. Usually done by an armchair therapist
A: Janice told me I have ADHD because I shake my legs a lot, is that real?
B: That's an armchair diagnose, don't trust her
B: That's an armchair diagnose, don't trust her
by peachyxhua January 28, 2024
Get the armchair diagnosemug.