Detroit Red Wings 

One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.

RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!

Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.

RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18

Detroit Red Wings by H8RZgunH8 February 9, 2012

Detroit Red Wings 

They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood

A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.

"Whose your favorite NHL team?"

"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"

Detroit Red Wings by nick beyer May 31, 2009

Detroit Red wings 

Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans

Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"

Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"

Detroit Red wings by funkyfresh 91 June 16, 2010

Detroit Red Wings 

The only team in the NHL that makes the New Jersey Devils seem exciting.

"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"

"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."

Detroit Red Wings by Soup Lover May 3, 2009

detroit red wings 

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

detroit red wings by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Detroit Red Wings 

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

Detroit Red Wings by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Detroit Red Wings 

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

Detroit Red Wings by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008