despacheeto

When a male or female is playing the song Despacito while eating a party bag of cheetos.

Anyone: My lad and i were making a fat despacheeto.
Me: K

by REEEEE MCREEEEE November 27, 2018

Despaleeto

The elite version of the popular song Despacito. A combination of "1337" (or leet) and Despacito. Its more cringy than ever before.

Bill: Yo bro have you heard Despaleeto?

Bob: Ya I heard it. I'm in the hospital cause listening to it gave me stage 69 dick cancer
Bill: O shit man

by God but lit January 14, 2019

Despiche

“Despiche” it’s mostly use as a slang word in Costa Rica, it could mean like something big and out of control like a party .

The party was a despiche

by Itzpazdah November 6, 2019

despayeeto

a word which is used to calm down that ugly ass nigga tyrone on crack again

Nigga tyrone: me nems tyrone and im here to fuck yo bitch
Dat second nigga: DespaYeeto rawr eksdee

Nigga tyrone: fuck man my dad left me chill

by fakastrijder September 20, 2018

The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.

Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019