houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.

Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.

by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022

War Department

The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.

Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?

Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.

by ShaneG September 24, 2005

Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.

Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.

by deltax138 October 8, 2008

Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.

by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.

Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?

by Red1917 January 4, 2021

Cargo Department

The area of any company where the actual work is done, and done right.

If you want to introduce a new Fusion computer system best give it to the cargo department first

by St!cky January 20, 2009

coeur d'alene building department

A lot like big-city building department, but way more restrictive and difficult. Getting a permit through the building department is harder than going to Wal-Mart and not picking up any junk food. The time it takes to get plans through the building department is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I went to the Coeur d'Alene building department this morning, and then I decided to improve my day by plucking my eyeballs out.

by 4567sadsf February 23, 2017