Flop dongler

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.

WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!

by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.

Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.

by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

Ham Danglers

A woman's lady bits.

"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."

by fragileart January 12, 2010

Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.

Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

dingler

A useless person who is often an annoyance or nuisance and situate in the same place for hours.

Don't bother talking to him, he's a dingler.

Dingler's corner has emptied out, thank god.

by Squirly Squirrel March 11, 2019

Child Dingler

Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.

Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”

by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

dirk dingler

the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life

"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"

by LingLing124 May 11, 2016