Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

Facebook denier

Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".

The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.

Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.

Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??

Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!

by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013

diner head

To receive a blowjob from the person sitting next to you in a diner booth. Especially risky because of waiters, other customers, hot coffee, etc. but much more rewarding than road head.

"Lawrence, you're not eating anything so give me diner head!"

"Go go diner head!"

"Abe Lincoln, isn't it about time you gave me some diner head?"

by casino100 July 31, 2009

9/ 11 Deniers

A group of 9 people who aren't putting up with the number 11 bullshit!!

We are the 9/ 11 Deniers. We call bullshit with the number 11

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 8, 2023

Dinerhhea

What happens when you get the "Sloppy Joe" Special at a local Diner. Some hours later, the remedy of sauces and meats results in a purging of the intestines, in a liquid form.

"You ok man? You were in the bathroom for like 3 hours."

"Yeah I ate at Suzy-Q's yesterday and had wicked bad Dinerhhea"

by BUTTERITINTHE603 January 15, 2010

deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021