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Domestic deafness

A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?

Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"

Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"

Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
by Shellruby December 29, 2008
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YouTube Deafness

Temporary hearing loss attributed to watching a low-quality, quiet video on YouTube with poor audio then switching to a video that is louder with better audio quality.

Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.
Person 1: Oh man I cant hear anything right now. I was watching a quiet music video on YouTube and I switched to a loud one and it blew out my eardrums man!

Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.
by Anigav Senip July 27, 2010
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Defressing

defressing is the sate of a depressing thing thats not necessarily depressing but has relaxing effect.
a song in c minor=DEFRESSING
by Yomamasboi July 26, 2012
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definesse

To return something in a slick way.
John definessed the cart into the lot. They never knew it was gone.
by Tjstretchalot June 18, 2018
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kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.
"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"
by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011
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Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world
"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."
by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012
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IM deafness

When a person asks a question while they other person is answering so they don't see the response until they already asked. Also, when someone is online but ignore instant messages, this is differnt then blocking which people would appear offline.
"I just told you." sorry "I am having IM Deafness."
by Not Ignoring you! January 5, 2008
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