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Decapod

a crustacean of the order Decapoda, such as a shrimp, crab, or lobster.
Yo, that crab from Moana told me to look up decapod, it's a ten footed sea animal.
by disney trash April 9, 2017
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decapod

What everyone looked up when that crab from Moana told us to
Tamatoa: "-To beat a decapod, Look it up"

everyone: "okay
by Mr.mcman203 March 19, 2021
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Autoerotic Decapitation

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.
Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
by DCarradine April 30, 2014
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decapitate

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.
by Madler September 24, 2005
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Decomplish

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.
"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.
by pseudonymity January 12, 2009
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decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."
You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.
by splicefox August 21, 2020
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decompress

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch
by sordid77 August 1, 2006
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