your bloodline a deadline

if said, the opponents life, along with its entire family, dissolves into space dust. you become ruler of all insults, making you a god. everyone shall submit to you, or else they share the same fate

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:ur sister a mister
person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors

*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*

person1: your bloodline a deadline

*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*

by cheese blended with mayo April 1, 2020

Deadline-oriented

Someone who is "deadline-oriented" is an incorrigible procrastinator. Whether in school, work or personal life, the only thing that motivates this individual is an imminent deadline.

Whatever time is given for a task, the deadline oriented person will begin the task with not quite enough time to finish it, and work furiously to complete it before the deadline.

Journalists and students are some of the most "deadline-oriented" people.

After not working on her 50-page thesis all semester, Sarah pulled three consecutive all-nighters to finish it on time. Some might call her a procrastinator, but she prefers "deadline-oriented."

by sozh September 29, 2009

Deadline Anthropologist

A newspaper or magazine writer who creates inane articles about alleged dramatic changes in culture or society, even though the evidence is often flimsy generalties and select anecdotes.

Did you see that deadline anthropologist's article about American men now caring more about charity than acquiring personal wealth? Must be true because the pastor and kindergarten teacher quoted in the article said so.

by IndySparkPlug September 29, 2010

deadliner

(noun) one who procrastinates until the actual deadline of a task or project.

Guy1: Isn't your term paper due tomorrow?
Guy2: Yeah...
Guy1: Why aren't you working on it?
Guy2: I'll work on it tomorrow...
Guy1:You're such a deadliner. You'll never get it done.

by rvanm March 21, 2011

Giske deadline

A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.

The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.

Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.

"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"

by Trond Not G January 4, 2018

Deadline Drive

The closer you get to a deadline the more motivated you are to complete the assigned work

"Lets do this assignment man, my deadline drive has finally kicked in"

by PatternBlue March 19, 2016

deadline

The point at which work should held until, and then handed over to others all in one go.

"Shall we pass the orders to traffic and comm prod?"

"nah, deadline isn't till 5pm"

by Disgruntled December 28, 2005