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Davy Jones 

A man who has tried once, and then given up completely with woman.
"We should hook him up with one of your friends."

"No can do. He is the new Davy Jones."
Davy Jones by Mark Fizz March 5, 2010

Davy Jones 

A person who is giving head that has ice cubes in their mouth
It was hard to keep the blood flow in my penis when i was gettin a Davy Jones.
Davy Jones by byson August 6, 2006

Davy Jones 

Getting oral sex blow job from behind an open locker door
Hey dude, that chick gave me a Davy Jones after school yesterday.
Davy Jones by Jim Trivial June 11, 2011

davy jones 

The sexual act of the partner giving oral sex to the man using fecal matter and salt as lubricant. The partner servicing the other also has 20 leeches attach to her/his chin , and muxt finish before the leeches deplete the person's blood. If the act is finished, it is followed by a Great Kraken Slap, in which the man pounds the servicing partner with both hands on the sides of his/her head to finish the job.
The Davy Jones is like the salty sea.

The woman was overcome by scurvy after giving a Davy Jones.
davy jones by G-Unit 4 Lyfe April 25, 2007

Davy Jones' Gravy 

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.
I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.
Davy Jones' Gravy by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017

Davy Jones' Locker 

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.
Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.
Davy Jones' Locker by Tavita April 15, 2006