Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'

Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

Davy Jones

When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique

Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!

by norris1234 August 2, 2007

Davy Jones

A man who has tried once, and then given up completely with woman.

"We should hook him up with one of your friends."

"No can do. He is the new Davy Jones."

by Mark Fizz March 5, 2010

Davy Jones

A person who is giving head that has ice cubes in their mouth

It was hard to keep the blood flow in my penis when i was gettin a Davy Jones.

by byson August 6, 2006

Davy Jones

Getting oral sex blow job from behind an open locker door

Hey dude, that chick gave me a Davy Jones after school yesterday.

by Jim Trivial June 11, 2011

Davy Jones' Gravy

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.

I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.

by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017

Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.

Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.

by Tavita April 15, 2006