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The David Blaine

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!
I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!
by Soccer Kid12 June 21, 2010
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David Blaine

The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.
by flave171717 June 10, 2010
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David Blaineing

Walking aimlessly up and down the sidewalk trying to impress people.
That fool was David Blaineing down Broad St. last night when he should've just been gettin a taxi home.
by Laura Stearns May 25, 2007
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David Blaine

An amazing illusionist. He is able to perform the most unbelievable illusions in front of people with simple or no props. He has traveled to places like Haiti and Africa to share the magic of his illusions with people who might now otherwise experience it. He's also been known to perform feats of incredible physical endurance, such as being in ice for days and being buried alive. He's a true magician because he strives to share his magic with everyday people.
Joey: WOAHH!
Me: What?

Joey: I just saw David Blaine make some leaves levitate in a remote jungle for some natives. He's amazing!
by speedyd August 28, 2010
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David Blaine

1. Crazy ass magician, who likes boxes and giant bowls.
2. Rhyming slang for Cocaine
"I got a kilo of David Blaine"
by Danny H May 22, 2006
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David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.
After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
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David Blaine

A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
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