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Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.
"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.
daron malakian by Desco May 29, 2007
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Daron Malakian. 

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EXTREMLY talented guitarist for Armenian American metal band, System Of A Down
Slightly deranged yet a genius at the same time.
For the best examples of the already execptional work of System Of A Down,try these songs..

1) BYOB (Mezmerize,2005)
2)Sugar (System Of A Down,1998)
3)Chop Suey (Toxicity,2001)
4)The Prision Song (Toxicity,2001)
5)Mr Jack (Steal This Album,2003)
WOW ITS DARON! PRAISE HIM FOR HE RULES!
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Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

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An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.
Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.
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