by penisshakes December 21, 2015
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
by S_Hurty April 06, 2017
Dad Jokes:
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
by Mishtah Shmee November 03, 2022
A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'
by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020
When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009
Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.
by DougWare February 11, 2018