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cupertino rainbow

Cupertino Rainbow is a term that originated in the porn industry,used to describe the sexual practice of smearing dyed or colored fecal matter on the back of one's partner by application of the penis used as a "paintbrush" following anal sex. The coloring of the fecal matter is achieved by the insertion of small colored wax pellets or "rainbow drops" into the rectum prior to initiating the sex act. Once the pellets melt the colored fecal matter can be applied via fingers or penis. Some enthusiasts or "rainbow chasers" photograph the results of the act for display as art. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape "Some Whore Under the Rainbow
"she was pretty open minded , but would never allow me to try the cupertino rainbow with her"
by DMZ1978 May 24, 2008
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Cupertino

Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.
"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"
by Happyallthetime May 24, 2014
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cupertino

The land of the non-Ghetto where kindergardeners run with 40 GIG iPods, elemetary schoolers compare helicopters and high schoolers don't have enough money for lunch.
"That's all? A voice activated locker? Check out my new Boeing 747!"
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Cu·per·ti·no

1. A city of western California west of San Jose. It has an electronics industry. Population: 40,263.
2. A bubble full of sheltered kids
3. Often hang outs are Starbucks, Santa Clara Billiards, or Tapioca Express.
4. Three main rules:
a. Don't fuck with asian people
b. Don't fuck with the o.g.'s
c. Don't fuck with the asian o.g.'s
5. A gram of weed is $10-15
6. Lynbrook HS, Monta Vista HS, Cupertino HS, Homestead HS, Fremont HS
7. Keep peace
guy a: where you from man?
guy b: cupertino
guy a: where the fuck is that
guy b: my surburb ghetto.
by mwhaha May 18, 2005
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Cupertino Steamer

when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.
Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.

Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
by atontonamous September 9, 2009
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Cupertino cuckoo-clock

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.
Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.
by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011
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Cupertino Alien

There have been reports of extraterrestrial life amid Cupertino residents. This life form has been spotted by a student who works at the wheat field as a hobby.

This alien is mocked by high school students due to its absurdity.
This is absurd, how can an alien be at Cupertino- a city which excels in technology?

This rumor of the Cupertino Alien is quite interesting.
by Edward Dhruv June 5, 2011
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