Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

Cuntservative

Any right-wing conservative female.

Sara Palin is such a cuntservative and I wish she would shut up!

by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009

Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

by PK001 March 4, 2008

Constervation

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.

I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue

by CTBear July 5, 2014

conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018