cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.

Bunbun is cuntastic

by ironman69 April 23, 2009

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010

cuntastic

to be more than fantastic almost to the point of wanting to spooge all over you or someone nearest to you.

damn that bitch is cuntastic.

by dickie September 19, 2003

Cuntastic

Something that is either as wonderful or as disgusting as female genitalia. May have a pejorative or positive connotation depending on context and on the ennunciator's views on female genitals in general.

1. Damn Freddy, you smell cuntasitic, is that the new axe cologne?

2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.

by i am in your pants November 4, 2009

Cuntastic

Having the ability to be a cunt and fantastic at the same damn time.

Her irreverent humor was cuntastic.

by Miss Never Incorrect June 28, 2015