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cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog
a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!
by Robin February 6, 2005
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cunt muncher

when you chomp on the girls cunt, and you make her bleed until she wants it more, but you dont give it to her, you make her complain until she gets it, then, then you give it to her.
so last night they nicknamed me the cunt muncher
by colton roedl August 29, 2010
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Cunt muncher

A person who eats cunts, is mean, and thinks he/she is better than everyone. You could also use this by calling someone it who has recently made you mad.
Wow parker, you're such a cunt muncher.
by Girllllly November 28, 2017
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Cunt Muncher

Your a real cunt muncher ya know that!!
by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019
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Cunt muncher

The type of guy that stop whatever is happening to shame another guy for not opening a door for a woman. Or type to go easy on a girl in a friendly game of air hockey.
That guy stopped the movie because he saw another guy get a drink and not offer one to a female in the room and said “she’s a guest in your home Marcus, you have to offer her a drink she could be dying of thirst.” What a cunt muncher.
by Jorel June 26, 2025
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Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.
Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga
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ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt
by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011
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