cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.

I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!

by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

bubble-bath cumgasm

A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.

I took a bath and decided to give myself a bubble-bath cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021