cum catchers

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
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Cum-catcher

n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.
1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.
by Anne_1Lynn July 26, 2005
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Cum Catcher

A slang term for a woman. Considered by many (mostly women) to be a derogatory term used by people (usually men) to suggest a particular woman enjoys the practice of having men ejaculating semen into and onto various parts of her body.
"She's a real fucking cum catcher..."

"Here it comes, you fucking cum catcher!"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010
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The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.
That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.
by jZone September 24, 2004
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Cum Catchers

Term used to refer to mens or womans underwear. Reportedly used to catch seman leaking from a vagina or anus after sex.
Dude you stink did you shit your cum catchers?

She had on a pair of pink cum catchers.
by Voyer March 07, 2007
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The cotton piece of fabric found near the camel toe area of thong underwear.
Damn, if it wasn’t for her cum catcher, it would be running down her legs.
by WV guido May 23, 2020
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Late 80's, early 90s female hair style featuring 'bangs', raised and curled forward to retain semen otherwise lost following blowjob ejaculation that goes too far.
" let's work that cum catcher listed on sweetie"
by Lquid April 15, 2018
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