Culinary emo 

Someone who is constantly hurting themselves in the kitchen because of their lack of culinary prowess.

Brooke sucks at cooking; she always burns her hand on the stove. What a culinary emo.

Culinary emo by KieraRose January 30, 2010

Culinary Arts 

Culinary Arts is the Chef profession. Learning how to cook, and basiclly how a restaurant works. While being a Chef may seem like a "cool" career, it's not. You will learn to hate it very quickly. It's stressful, tiring, you have to handle pressure and be able to work in a past paced enviornment. This can cause serious psychological issues for some. For all the work people put into this career path, very few become anything special. Many people quit, simply due to stress and the lack of advancement. You won't make alot of money working as a cook at diners or all the popular chain restaurants. In order to make a decent salary, you'd need to do even more training for a Masters Degree. And you'd have to be working as the Head Chef at a fancy hotel somewhere. Or be one of them Celebrity Chefs you see on TV. Culinary Arts is just not worth the money and work people put into it.

Learning Culinary Arts is like being in the Military. People yelling at you, judging you on everything you do. And you have to know EVERYTHING about food, in order to make more then $15 an hour.

Culinary Arts by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

Culinary therapy

The act of consuming food to ease away negative emotions or soothe your anger. Like retail therapy except with food.

Basically, eating your problems.
(Not to be confused with bulimia, but excessive culinary therapy may lead to bulimia)

Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me!
Girl 2: I'm sorry. Are you in need of some culinary therapy?
Girl 1: Yes, please.
Girl 2: I'll get the Haagen-Dazs

Culinary therapy by Luna lovegood May 7, 2015

culinary boner 

Stimulation that occurs when extremely excited by the food one is about to consume.

Oh damn man, this looks so good I just got a culinary boner.

culinary boner by Kmtret14 December 18, 2008

culinary colonialism 

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food

Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.

culinary colonialism by The Colonel December 2, 2003

Culinary Orgasm

when you are eating really good food and you moan and make sounds while you are eating it

Dude I ate that chocolat cake and had a culinary orgasm

Culinary Orgasm by seth Cranford December 19, 2008

culinary abortion 

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

culinary abortion by conman69 June 10, 2008