candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

Candy-Crushing

v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they

must defeat that one level.

Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!

Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.

by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013

crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

Candy Crush

When you felt sudden weakness while sexercising opps sorry Exercising.

Me: I need sugar ASAP.

Candy crush/Hypoglycemia that is.

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020

Candy Crushing

Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.

Dude I was Candy Crushing last night

by Tinkmaster August 14, 2015

candy crushing

A type of rough sex, usually between a heterosexual couple.

Oh baby, I love it when we are candy crushing

by Mr. Sexopants October 16, 2013

Candy Crush

See evil

Candy Crush is evil

by anonymous December 24, 2016