crunch

the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.

i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy

by myassisitchy June 1, 2019

crunch

Spare motorcycle.
Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.
Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'
'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'
'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'

by propstand January 13, 2008

crunch

a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

Look at that crunch.

by m1ssp1der July 22, 2006

crunch

The sound that cannabis makes when it has been treated with silica, fibreglass or glass dust to add weight. The term can also be used to describe the cannabis itself.

A: yeah i got some bud.
B: is it good shit?
A: yeah man, good shit, no crunch.

by Trip_d April 21, 2007

crunch

originated in central New Jersey

(v). to cuddle, extra hard

can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"

Will you crunch with me tonight?! I want to crunch!

by theshmans June 11, 2011

crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 18, 2003

crunch

The act of liking someone.

like word:
crush

Man, i am so crunching on harry today.

by buggergirl July 20, 2008