R. Crumb

highly respected comic (comix!) book artist - did the cover for janis jopln's album

robert crumb

by chris December 14, 2003

crumb diddy

A person who loves to finesse the glass dick. They will sell their soul to blow clouds like a chimney. Has the body odour similar to a morgue. A MASTER CARPET SURFER.

See that dope fiend out there sucking the soul out of that glass dick, what a crumb diddy.

by JoDogg4Hunnit May 12, 2017

crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

Crumb nugget

Consistency of a poo poo 💩 😍

"I went to the toilet today and did a right old crumb nugget it was so relaxing, I felt so at peace when I birthed it from my bowles"

Facts about crumb nuggets :

They are normally 1-2cm long

Normally a breed of nutty poo poo

The peace you get after having it is like no other ✌️✌️
Crumb nuggets smell so beautiful you will want to consume that meal again 😋

by Crumb nugget master August 23, 2022

crumb nigga

a person who does not have much going for them. seems to not be capable of telling the truth and stretches the truths he does tell. doesnt shower very often and generally smells like butt cheeks. is always borrowing someones shit and keeping it.

if you have to borrow ten dollars from your boy to take your girl out to mcdonalds you are a crumb nigga

by dirty muh fuggin d November 29, 2013

dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

R. Crumb

a fabulous visual artist that drew amazing comix - his characters also included Honeybunch Kaminsky and Pro Junior, along with Big Nurse

R. Crumb sketched out the alternative reality of kids circa 1970

by adam_before_eve September 25, 2005