crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 9, 2003

crotch goblin

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!

by J to the Action August 13, 2003

crotch goblin

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart

by Döug April 20, 2006

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

by Mk. 42 December 20, 2013

Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

Crotch Goblin

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal

1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!

by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005