alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.

my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...

by Pepperonni Steve August 24, 2009

Crop Circle

A variation of crop dusting. When you are in a crowded area or a party and you fart in the middle. This in turn will create a clearing.

Wow I can't believe someone farted in the middle of the dance floor, now no one can dance there.

I can't believe someone crop circled us.

by Kambosoup February 27, 2011

Crop Circle

The act of 15 or more people that form a ring with there feces
while two men have gay sex in the middle.

wow those guys are really having a heck of a crop circle there.

by DARK RAISIN February 20, 2011

Crop Circle

The ring of hair that forms around the nipple of a women after she has refused to shave for several days. The hair forms around the outer wall of the nipple and pokes up similar to that of a field of corn. The nipple resembles that of an alien space ship that has landed and then taken off.

My girlfriend Sandy walked into my room naked as a mole rat. I asked her, "Hey Sandy, will you shave your tits. You have a crop circle forming along each one which gives off a bad vibe for me and makes my dick limp."

by TurdFurggison October 21, 2010

Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.

"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."

by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016

Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

by Furter October 11, 2020

Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021