A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.

Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."

Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!

Crockpot Zit by Rawesome January 14, 2009

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Crockpot Nigga

When a pregnant black woman delivers her child into a crockpot. Then two or more fellow niggas release their bodily fluids into the holy container.

I was fucking around with the homies in the nursery and we cooked up a crockpot nigga.

Crockpot Nigga by Crockpot Nigga October 24, 2018