Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

by The M Theory February 2, 2010

big cock monster

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half

Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster

by blackgold359 December 22, 2009

super cock monster

a brown individual originating from preferably a country such as india and or pakistan that is very into themself and super cocky to the extent of being a 'monster' and being kind of gay
with themselves and other stuff.

person #1- he's so into himself and doesnt care about anybody else
person #2- ya! i know he is obviously a super cock monster

by fiona buttercups June 26, 2008

Serial killer crack monster

A serial killer crack monster is somebody who films their self killing someone or there self and posted on the Internet

Yeah I heard he posted it on the Internet he must be a serial killer crack monster

by Rose Beausoleil June 8, 2021

croc monster

a certai person, ( i.e Mrs.Healey, our horrible computer teacher) who frequently wears the Croc lines,. she wears them so freaken much, she probably personally endorces them.

OMG! Mrs. Healey is always wearing those ugly crocs, with the assesories of the Croc cell phone case, the Croc keychains, along with over 100 pairs of frickin CRocs!!!!!
She's a total croc monster!!!!

by JaQuandalin May 28, 2008

crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

Crack Monster

Insatiable need to consume your passions. Someone who gets really into things, alot of things and is up all night doing these things and then adds more things to do.

I am a crack monster, I ride my bide all hours, play paintball, go rock climbing

by NYC_loki April 14, 2006