A person of Croatian descent. The males are usually recognized as the ones outdrinking every one in the bar while their smokin hot girlfriends sit next to them and wait to get them home and sexually ravage them.
"I thought my old boyfriend was good, but this Croatian guy has me walking bowl-legged in the morning"
by hrvatska June 6, 2003
Get the croatianmug. Ustasha:Kill,Kill,Suck up to Hitler,suck up to Mussolini,and pray to God.
Serb:STFU
Ustasha:Die,Serb !
A True Croatian:STFU all,stop with the fuckin Ustasha brutalitly,and you Serb...Get your cocksuckin ass aways from here !
Serb:STFU
Ustasha:Die,Serb !
A True Croatian:STFU all,stop with the fuckin Ustasha brutalitly,and you Serb...Get your cocksuckin ass aways from here !
by He who he is January 3, 2006
Get the croatianmug. 
A: "Where has that croatian waiter gone? I'm starving."
B: He's probably in the kitchen watching football and spitting in your lunch.
B: He's probably in the kitchen watching football and spitting in your lunch.
by yass February 25, 2008
Get the croatianmug. The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.
P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
by Firty Ducker May 15, 2016
Get the croatianmug. Croatian girls ride cock like no other chicks in the world! If you find a girl who even has a tiny bit of Croatian in her, take her home!!!! She will give you the best night of your life! They are the sexiest girls in the world!
by INLOVEWITHCROATIANGIRLS!!!! May 31, 2009
Get the Croatianmug. by Croatian234143 November 19, 2011
Get the Croatianmug.