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Cristhian P

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The most caring guy to ever exist. The love of your life and what makes your whole world shine. Somebody you cannot live without. The person you go to for comfort and love. The person that loves you most. Someone with amazing music taste and a hot body. Someone that makes you smile and laugh with such ease. Someone you just KNOW will always be there with you. The person that changed your life around for the better, the person I call Cristhian P <3

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Cristhian P is the boy with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen!
by AyrsleyBaristaLovers October 18, 2023
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White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023
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Christian Barn Dance

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Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
by cmpgamer November 8, 2014
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christian chim chim

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Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"
by JiminIsCuteOkayBye October 19, 2017
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An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.
Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!
by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011
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my father, my god, my will to live. he's perfect in every way and his voice will fuck you up.
a member of satanist cult chase atlantic next to bitchel and clinton cave.

hes also the plug.
"woah who are you following on instagram?"
"just christian anthony, my god"
by bitchel is the pluggg February 17, 2019
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