criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017

Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018

criss-cross dressing

When two people of opposite genders cross-dress simultaneously.

I was Peaches, and my girlfriend was Mario for Halloween--we were criss-cross dressing!

by Whytedykes November 12, 2009

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007