Crippie

A physically handicapped hippie

That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.

by DopeyBoyRon May 11, 2018

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crippies

Miami slang for bud that is good or kind

Hey you got the crippies or just the regs.

by chillcat May 30, 2003

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Basically kind bud. Awesome in it's aroma and potency, crippie is considered "top shelf". With it's prices and quality in the upper echelon when it comes to consuming marijuana, crippie is most often a "treat" when what your used to is schwagg. Crippie should have a limey, not always light, but rich green color and other colors including purple, orange and red, often with the vast presence of trichomes, and a sometimes skunky, pungent odor. all of which contribute to overall quality... best test for quality to date? Smoke it!

"Screw that shwagg. (cough cough) Man, that crippie fucked me up!" "I'll take it"

by hjauasdtsimna October 2, 2011

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Crippy

Also known as "krippy" its a slang name for hydroponic Florida grown marijuana. The indoor grow capital of the world. This is just "good" cannabis, but other states grow a million times better and organically farmed vs the nutrient pumped crippy weed.

Krippy high-grade is not the best but not the worst, it is grown STRICTLY by illegal and legal Cuban immigrants in southwest, southeast, and even central florida.

The appearance is almost always the same as they only grow a few varieties of strains. Excessive Orange hairs, fresh-plant smell, fluffy buds, medium THC levels is a DEAD-give away of indoor-grown Floridian cannabis. It is often distributed throughout all the major Floridia cities and even north up the coast line on 95

"you got any crippy?"

by bdreams August 26, 2013

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