Nick Crompton

A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.

You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy

by DaveM92 August 26, 2017

Nick Crompton

England is my City

My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017

by LtPrime August 19, 2017

Crompton

To say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heterosexual relationship.

"Dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton"

by Timeq2 December 27, 2009

Nick Crompton

A type of mammal that is on his earth,

"You know is Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
And I'll pass it to Chance
'Cuz you know he stay litty"

Hi I'm Nick Crompton and "England is my city!!!!!!!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

Nick Crompton

A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.

"Gather round kiddos, were gonna hear the legend of nick crompton"

by Jazz Speller September 21, 2017

Crompton

Missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.

Man, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if I hadn't cromptoned.

by Rocky Top Whistler October 12, 2009

nick crompton

A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton

nick crompton is always watching

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018