Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression
by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017
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-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021
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JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!
JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!
by mary the cow April 29, 2019
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