Creeganism

The way of going about life when every single thought is creegan, creegan and more of Creegan Etter. The most beautiful man alive. Made from pure Veritas god strength. Creeganism is when you dedicate your whole life to simply admiring the pure gold that is Creegan Etter.

Damn popsicle pants is pretty cute but not cute enough to abandon my Creeganism

by Flumpernoodle February 27, 2020

advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)

why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2010

Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.

I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.

by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

Cretinist

A person who has no tolerance for cretins. Regards them as stupid and a lower life form culturally.

I am not a racist, I am a cretinist

by The Cretinist August 15, 2011

creatism

to have the ability to be creative.

that was some good creatism!

by squirsh. October 14, 2008

Chetanism

The most visually disturbing, vocally condescending flatmate you wish you'd never be trapped in an apartment with. So much of a self-important, emotionally pitiable clown you developed a spasm each time you see him that you add "ism" after his name. He believes he runs a corporation and politics, earns 7 times you do but parasiting at your sight. He trash talks women who can't bear to hear his big shot background and threatens to attack you if you are Asian, white, black, aliens or simply not from his remote village

- When are you inviting us to your housewarming?
- Gimme some time. Still healing PTSD from recent Chetanism

by Han Oil May 9, 2020

Chetanism

The most visually disturbing, vocally condescending flatmate you wish you'd never be trapped in an apartment with. So much of a self-important, emotionally pitiable clown you developed a spasm each time you see him that you add "ism" after his name. He believes he runs a corporation and politics, earns 7 times you do but parasiting at your sight. He trash talks women who can't bear to hear his big shot background and threatens to attack you if you are Asian, white, black, aliens or simply not from his remote village

- When are you inviting us to your housewarming?
- let me heal my PTSD from recent Chetanism first..

by Han Oil May 9, 2020