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crewton

A term that originated from GameFAQs' God of War 2 board. It was coined by a troll who went by the handle "alchemy60," and was thought to be a bastardization of the word "cretin."

Since then, the use of the term has spread among many veterans of the God of War community. It is meant to be an insult to the dim-witted members of Gamefaqs--those who point out the obvious, haven't done basic research before asking a question, etc.
Random Crewton: So, did they say anything about Kratos' brother appearing in God of War 3?
Sensible Member (in slightly more polite tone): Non-canon ideas are non-canon, GTFO crewton!
by The Anti-Crewton February 22, 2010
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Vaginal Creton

Max! You're such a vaginal creton!
by TheLoveshack26 December 11, 2008
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creyton

The most papiest of all the papi chulos ;)
Dang that boy is a Creyton!
by Melynngan May 15, 2018
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creaton

Misspelling of cretin. Idiot or someone born with cretinism.

Derived from french crétin, also meaning idiot.
He spelled it as "creaton" because he's an absolute cretin!
by thorr18 May 13, 2021
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creston point

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo
Person 1: Do you know what is Creston Point?
Person 2: I lived there for 8 years..tried to move out but once you move you will never leave
by trapmoneybenny June 2, 2019
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Creaton

One who CREEPS around and prays on the young boys and senior men in their old age.

Can be found usually between the hours of 12 and 4 am.

Home to the black lagoon.
"Watch out for that creaton"
"I was taken advantage by a creaton"
by Sickoe April 19, 2009
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Creston BC

A boring little town where most guys' dream is to buy a lifted diesel truck. Everybody is either addicted to alcohol, nicotine, weed, or coke (there are NO exceptions). Everybody knows each other and everybody talks shit about each other. The only things to do are drive around aimlessly, go for a Tims run, or get shitfaced at a bush party. Speaking of bush parties, you can find thirty-year-old men at the teenager's prom after-party every single year. This place deserves the "Shittiest Small Town of the Year Award" every year.
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