crewton 

A term that originated from GameFAQs' God of War 2 board. It was coined by a troll who went by the handle "alchemy60," and was thought to be a bastardization of the word "cretin."

Since then, the use of the term has spread among many veterans of the God of War community. It is meant to be an insult to the dim-witted members of Gamefaqs--those who point out the obvious, haven't done basic research before asking a question, etc.

Random Crewton: So, did they say anything about Kratos' brother appearing in God of War 3?
Sensible Member (in slightly more polite tone): Non-canon ideas are non-canon, GTFO crewton!

crewton by The Anti-Crewton February 22, 2010

Creaton 

A person who is a TOTAL idiot and a pain in the ASS.

Phil is a total Creaton.

Creaton by Kenneth Houston Hamby March 10, 2008

Creston

A man with extreme talent, a large penis, and exceptionally good looks.

Will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single

Damn, I wish I was Creston.

Shit bro, Creston stole my girl.

Creston by C-9 April 22, 2012

Creston Iowa 

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

Creweton

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1. Resident of Crewe, Virginia.

2. Often shops at Dollar General for groceries (shrimp included)
3. Eats at; Long John Silvers, Arbys, Subway & Country Chicken ALL in the same gas station, yet is comfortable with the fact that you will never get what you want. They won't have that item available until tomorrow.
4. More than likely is missing either siding, a window, or portion of their roof, possibly all...yet yard is mowed religiously to avoid fines.
5. Knows the Valero Rotisserie chicken is the bomb and not to eat at Hardees after breakfast or is prepared to wait for 45 minutes for their #4
6. Doesn't mind the noise of trains or the outlandish number of police you pass on your way though town.
7.Frequents Big Dogs to scope out local trash. If you have all your teeth, you win.

"Crewetons for life!"

"Crewe, Virginia home of the Crewetons!"

Creweton by Creweton69 June 12, 2013

cnewton 

Very dickish video gamer who thinks he’s tracer when he is actually playing mccree. Also gets pedoed a lot. He is very bad aim and bad builder on fortnite. Is also big gay. Sometimes he can be very supportive to the team and nice. He is also a skindiana Jones. Has a weird fetish for ali’s. Cnewton also gets bullied by his brother who has a girlfriend, this makes me and him feel very lonely and want to kill ourself. If you want to go out with him Sam bam406 already goes out with him.

Cnewton your sooooi bad, I hope you die sucking fat,juicy dick

cnewton by pedopepe69 September 27, 2018

creeton 

a creepy, strange person - sometimes a pedophile - most commonly found in orlando, florida.

"Oh my god, did you see that creeton taking pictures of us in line?"

"We gotta ice! - a 30 year old creeton and his five friends are heading our way!!!"

creeton by raqia April 19, 2007