Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.

"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."

by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016

crapture

May 21, 2011

Bob: Did you hear? That Camping guy said the world's going to end on May 21, 2011!
Joe: Naw man, thats just the crapture that he's spouting.

by 4th315t August 6, 2011

Crapture

Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture

"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.

"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"

by ajisan11 November 16, 2012

screen crapture

A screen capture that's stupid and crappy is a screen crapture.

My brother keeps sending me stupid screen craptures. He's such a lerp.

by nobody 2222 January 30, 2023