crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.

I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!

by drewnsam January 16, 2008

craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

by steelord March 27, 2007

craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010

crapaload

A backed up or clogged toilet

When Billy took a shit and the toilet wouldn't flush it became a crapaload.

by ToriTopaz July 25, 2016

carpload

Has the same meaning as crapload, and occurs in three circumstances:

1) As a typo.
2) As a euphemism, as "carp" is not the least bit vulgar.
3) An intentional mockery/parody of the typo, similar in some respects to zomg.

Person 1: How was work?

Person 2: ZOMG! WE HAD A CARPLOAD OF STUFF TO MOVE!

by randomnameisrandom June 17, 2008

Craplord

A landlord that sees their tenants as dollar signs and nothing else. They won't fix anything that needs to be fixed in your apartment or respond to any of your messages.

Guy: "I can't wait till my lease ends. My craplord won't fix my broken fridge or the leak in the ceiling."

by pissedofftenant July 13, 2023