by itsmeforunow November 22, 2009
Get the Craviator mug.A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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• Chavinator
• claminator
• Clarinator
• Craniator
• crankinator
A vertically over sized man who smashes things or body slams children when he gets angry. Typically, he yells at you if you don't pick up your trash or if break away from your cuffs. He likes to display his wrestling moves on a daily basis.
Mr. Chapin: CHAPIN ANGRY! CHAPIN SMASH!!!!
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
by Innocent Bystandard February 16, 2010
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The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
by Lost Boat April 24, 2006
Get the crapintosh mug.A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
Get the proffesional crastinator mug.Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.
Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
by Londa Zack June 1, 2007
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