crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

cranz

A fake mental illness, that usually means you are stupid or slow.

Do you have cranz?
She has cranz.

by -...- October 21, 2017

crantle

the geological layer between the crust and the mantle. Also refers to the crack of Satan's ass.

Man, it's as hot as the crantle in here...

by kinCorp November 13, 2014

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

cratzo

Crazy, insane, nuts.

"Yo Casey them mandems think Whittel's fit."
"Yeah Ellge they're cratzo!"

by Huw Elgee April 12, 2007

cranties

blunderwear after five disgusting hours.

ninah, are these your cranties soaking in the bathroom sink?

by emorriso December 17, 2006

Chantz

A person with an undiscribable fetish for pants

The f***er is a Chantz!

by Chantza June 3, 2005