crunk off the bob

when your so drunk it becomes crunk

im trynna get crunk off the bob tonight

by mmmmmmmmbbbbb May 12, 2025

crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

Crack me off

What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.

John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...

by aceboy27 April 22, 2011

crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

Off That Crack

Smoking Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.

by MeanChinese January 11, 2020