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cracker jack

the one and only best damn rapper from kentucky who’s been ab to drop this album “just a kid from kentucky” for like 3 damn years but he’s goated n shit stream 606 Flow
i coulda sworn i busted a nut listening to cracker jacks new music
by DropTheFuckinAlbum February 23, 2021
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cracker jack

a twitching crack addict; twitching and flailing usually caused by recent crack use or seeking crack.
"Look at cracker jack's arms. She's jumping around like she just got high."
by bfkiddo August 5, 2006
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cracker jack

Cracker Jack stared in "The Beano" comic not long after it came out (no precise date). He no longer appears, except for in a special edition, where many of the long-dead characters came back.

Cracker Jack was special for using his whip. He could do everything with it, from using it as a weapon, to swinging, and even grabbing far away objects.
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Cracker jack
by Jimjimminyjimbobjones May 14, 2007
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cracker jack

An exclaimation used in order to connote excitement, surprise or even disappointment.
"Cracker jack yo!" That n00b played us. The herb is bunk.
by Knattypheet August 25, 2006
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cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.
My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.
by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008
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cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.
"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009
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cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box
That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.
by cafiend March 27, 2008
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