Crab Legs

A drink often known as a rock lobster. ordered after mass quanties of liquids and your choice of hot dog/sausage on a bun.

Hey Missy! 3 more of them crab legs!
3 more man? nice one ~handshake~

by Foug March 7, 2004

Crab legs

A girl with a stinky vagina

Friend: you still dating destiney?

Me: naw man had to break up cuz she had crab legs

by Jocoque May 12, 2017

Caribbean Crab Legs

The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.

Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Crab legs

Fat middle aged woman with thick skin

She's crab legs

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

King Crab Legs

The male version of slut strands

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?

by Jeokss January 18, 2023

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022