cowclap

nonsense; cow poop; unbelievable

That is such proposterous cowclap that nobody will ever believe you.

by Dragonflygirl February 17, 2008

Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

concrapulations

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

Concrapulated

To be pissed, drunk, drink controls you.

*The difference between sobriety and concrapulated* Brian Teasdale 2023 tiktok

That lad over there is concrapulated

by taden boarson December 29, 2023