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Cuntry Music 

Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!
I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?
Cuntry Music by Mona Lott July 16, 2008

cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.
I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!
cuntry blumpkin by shank6 December 7, 2009
A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.

It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.

It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.

Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
Cuntry by DaveZeroZero March 26, 2008

cuntry gravy 

Ejaculate from a female south of the Mason Dixon line.
Dude that chick from last night gave me a full serving of some cuntry gravy. She was a squirter
cuntry gravy by T-Dol October 15, 2008

cross cuntry skiing 

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt
-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing
cross cuntry skiing by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010
1. A very versatile word, punning on "cunt" and "country"; usually refers to a large congregation of people otherwise viewed as cunts. Emphasis must be placed on "cunt" when speaking in order not to confuse your listeners with its homonym "country".

2. On that note, there is also a distinct military or governmental association with the word, in the sense that "cuntry" can reference a sort of cavalry of cunts. Of course, the two definitions share much in common, and this second is only intended as a clarification.
"Do you see the CUNTry over at that table? They will *not* shut the fuck up about their hair."
Cuntry by nonmerci April 15, 2009